[jyl]

I have never had a cavity. My dentist says people with mouths at one end of the basic to acidic scale (I can’t recall which end) can be like this. However, my gums suck and I’m told that unless I floss for my life, my perfect teeth will all fall out.

My wife’s teeth are constantly cracking and crowns being installed and replaced. I think she’s putting my dentist’s kids through private school.

I also have a mini-crush on my dentist. She’s quite hot. I mean, as hot as a woman with her fingers in your mouth can be.