[onewhippedpuppy]

Originally Posted by 3rd_gear_Ted

Lakes that are various shades of green & brown are everywhere in the Midwest.
Its like putting lipstick on a pig pond. its still a pig pond.

Riding on a river in a hot boat with a roaring V-8 behind me is more my style.
I was there and mentioned a wet T-shirt contest for some real fun, folks there were wigging out at the thought.
On the other hand, its best people there stay clothed, too many fatty watty's.

You honestly couldn’t have posted a more stereotypical coastal elite post if you had tried. Congrats because you just made yourself look really really stupid. Many lakes in MO, AR, and OK are popular for scuba training because of their crystal clear waters and depth. The fastest boats in the country come to the Ozarks each year for the Lake of the Ozarks shootout, top speed in 2025 was 244 MPH in a 50 ft twin turbine Mystic that probably cost a fair bit more than your river raft. Party Cove at Lake of the Ozarks is well known for being the biggest boat party in the country, with plenty of hot women that aren’t full of plastic.

You know what you won’t find? Hobos, people taking a dump on the street, needles along the coastline, public drug use, and a lack of respect for the law. I’ve spent months in your s-hole state, you can keep it.