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3 surgeons from Texas in a bar discussing their most successful operations.
#1 says - I had a guy, marathon runner, got his leg mangled in press; just last week he won the Boston Marathon
#2 - well, I had a patient, a concert pianist, he got his arm caught in a compactor, came in with it barely attached, and now...he's performing at Carnegie hall
#3 - My patient was a cowboy, hopped up on coke and booze...rode his horse onto the train tracks, got anhilated by a train...I put him back together, and dammed if that sumbit#ch ain't president of the United States
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79 sc - Minerva Blue
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