[vash]

if I am with good friends..we just divide the check by the number of people. is this fair? nope, not if I am with this one boozer of a friend. hahah.. he is a good dood tho. he knows he drank more than the rest of us and will usually pay the tip.

my work crew, we have great memories. sometimes I eat the lions share, sometimes it is someone else. I dont sweat the small stuff anymore.

one time, I did this with "Karen"..name changed to protect..

she collected the money, pocketed our collective tip. I noted it, walked back and asked the wait-staff. "were you stiff with the tip?". she nodded. and I handed her the cash. this was my wifes' friend. I never said a thing, but I told my wife. havent seen her since.

I never liked her. she made up her own nickname!! SKY. Never trust a person that makes up their own nickname. nicknames are assigned.. hahahha. sky..hahah