[Bill Douglas]

I'm actually quite good. Example being:

There was a guy across the road staring at my house so I went outside and stared back at him. He left trying to hide his face. 10 minutes later there were police cars just down the road, so I went across the road and pretended I was looking at the beach. A cop came and asked me if I've seen anyone suspicious. I said "Yes A Maori guy, 5'10", green trousers brown jacket, 90kg, looks like William Bell RSA murderer but slightly softer features. Looks street, like a bar fly, and left in that direction." The cop asked my name and took off. A week or two later the cop phoned and said he burgled a house a few doors away and disappeared , but thanks to my description a cop got him at the railway station eight kilometres away.