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Model Citizen
Join Date: May 2007
Location: The Voodoo Lounge
Posts: 20,226
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I remember reading a British story about some old, not well-liked, officer in the military that stood up off the toilet too fast, the back of his knees lifted the seat, forward momentum caused his sack to swing forward at the same time he was sitting back down and he trapped his jewels between the seat and the bowl.
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