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Originally Posted by herr_oberst
I remember reading a British story about some old, not well-liked, officer in the military that stood up off the toilet too fast, the back of his knees lifted the seat, forward momentum caused his sack to swing forward at the same time he was sitting back down and he trapped his jewels between the seat and the bowl.
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I read a story about a guy going commando on a hot summer day and sat on a plastic lawn chair that had cracked directly in the center of the seat. The weight of the guy expanded the crack which he filled with… with his…junk. As he began to stand taking the weight off the seat and the crack promptly SNAPPED shut.
Painfully snapped shut.