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Funny story RE: FB.

My cousin told me years ago that she would only communicate with me if I signed up on FB. So I did. Weeks later, my ex FWB who happens to be Dutch, lovely, 6' tall, genius, and can drink all my college buddies under the table "friends" me. My wife had been significantly threatened by former FWB despite my dropping her like a rock when future wife came into my life.

We are getting into bed one night and wife says (acusatory tone!) "Did you sign up for FB?"

Yes, I said.

Did you friend XXXXX? (Even more acusational tone!)

Yes, I said.

Pause...Did you see her picture I ask?

Yes. She says. Small smirk.

She didn't age well, I say.

Not really, says wife.

Laughter ensues from both of us.

And, conflict over. Hilarious. Lesson: Dutch beer isn't good for long term beauty.