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Originally posted by fintstone
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I don't believe a word of that. The democrats and french have clearly proven that George Bush and a group of Vietnam era ANG deserters were flying all those planes on 911 and somehow manged to escape afterward. We know it was a plot hatched in the '60s by the new world order that ensured GW went to fight school in the Air National Guard and then deserted. Fotunately Dick Cheney and Haliburton were able to forge GW's military records in between starting those wars for oil and visits to China to arrange more job outsourcing..
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Absolutely...seems GWB scribbled notes furiously during flight and maneouvering sessions, but dozed off during takeoff and landing classes. Classmates reported on since-suppressed tapes that he was hiding a few grams of coke in his turban. Suspicious!!
Osama and his ilk are obviously an oppressed and misunderstood class, and can never hope to be treated fairly, status quo. This latest tape really drives home that point. Compassionate conservatism my ass! GWB needs to be ousted immediately - this can't wait for a regularly scheduled November election.
As soon as the new administration is in place, I for one would like to see some programs created to right all these wrongs. Let's ladle out some money for awareness programs, sensitivity training, amnesty and reparations to Al Qaeda members, etc. How about a government housing program for displaced Al Qaeda? After all, caves are hardly tolerable living conditions. This is all the fault of the current administration - if these hawks hadn't driven these poor religious guys into caves, they'd be happily and peacefully enjoying their lives right now.
Gosh my heart just bleeds!!