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Originally Posted by rcooled
In a public restroom, once saw a kid, maybe about 7 or 8, standing about 4-5 feet back and shooting a laser-straight stream right into the urinal. Probably learned that he had to keep some distance to avoid the splashback 
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One of the funniest thing I ever witnessed in a public bathroom was at a buddy's dad's Elk Lodge. We went there to play cheap pinball and cheap sodas and free peanuts. Lots of old men drinking cheap booze and beer. I needed to use the facilities, and a row of men were standing shoulder to shoulder using the urinals. Some 6 or 7 year old boy came running in, with his um, equipment out, and he was dancing a jig with urgency. He let out a stream right across the back of a drunk that was leaning on the wall, using the urinal. He looked up for second, and went right back to standing there.
I just backed up, and tried to not burst out laughing. The kid ran to the first open urinal and I figured I could let him cut in line as I did not want to be behind him. The kid was done in no time and out the door before the old drunk finished.