[A930Rocket]

I could spell my first and last name, taking a leak. In cursive.

Then again, it’s only seven letters!

My dad used to say, when you’re young, you pull your junk out to pee and zip it up when you’re finished. When you’re middle-aged, you pull your junk out, but forget to zip up. When you’re old, you don’t bother to pull your junk out.