[Dixie]

This old joke somehow fits this thread...

A newlywed couple was in their honeymoon suite on their wedding night. As they were undressing for bed, the husband tossed his trousers to his bride and said, "Here, put these on." She tried them on, but they were way too big. "I can't wear these, they don't fit me!" she said. "Exactly," replied the husband. "I wear the pants in this family, and I always will. Don't you ever forget that."

Smiling coyly, the bride picked up her trousers and handed them to her husband. "Here, try mine on," she said. He tried to put them on, but he could only get them up as far as his kneecaps. "Hell," he said. "I can't get into your pants!" She smiled at him and said, "Exactly, and if you don't change your attitude, you never will."