Phew. The yard is edged, string trimmed and mowed.
The Oklahoma state song is from the play, Oklahoma! by Rogers and Hammerstein. One of the famous lines is "where the wind comes sweeping down the plains". There was no wind at all while I was outside. My wife has a little decorative windmill in the Koi pond area that was dead still. The heat index was 109.
The idiot yard boy cutting the front yard missed a large area, so I had to open the storage building, and fire up the mower to finish it. I would fire that idiot mower guy, but he works for free so I can't cut his salary. I decided to bribe him to do a better job by treating him to a Erdinger Dunkle beer. That is one of my favorite beers.
He works on my cars as well, for just beer as payment.