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Is that a turtle in your pants or are you just happy to see me?
"Security personnel at Newark Liberty International Airport have seen a lot, but one traveler took the cake by attempting to smuggle a live turtle hidden inside his pants. TSA agents flagged the unusually slow-moving bulge during a routine screening, leaving everyone in the security line wondering what the master plan possibly could have been"
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Si non potes inimicum tuum vincere, habeas eum amicum and ride a big blue trike.
In memory of Capt. Paul Morgan
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