A tenant of mine offered me sex for rent. She was about 4 weeks in "arrears"
.
I was shocked & just stood there like a stunned mullet.
She was a single Mum with two little ones. I helped her find work with my cousin.
More than 20 years later she still works for him.
(I was married at the time and my then wife got miffed about the whole thing. In her mind somehow this was my fault
)
EDIT: No doubt other landlords here have experienced the same.