[singpilot]

At one of our management meetings not too long after 9/11, I made the suggestion that we hand out 5" knives to all of our passengers. We have the first class passengers' names engraved on them, and they get to keep theirs.

Then we advertise as "The All-Armed Airline".

Then I stated that I don't care where the hijackers go, as long as it's somewhere else.

Needless to say, a few moments of silence, then after all the shocked looks faded, everyone started laughing, nervously, but laughing nonetheless.

I am always popular at these meetings.