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a few years ago, i ran a red light, because some homeless man stood in front of me picking up an imaginary quarter in the intersection. i thought the cop was being unreasonable, so i took some pictures of the homeless man mumbling to his penis, and various intersection shots. i had never been to traffic court in cali, so i decided to sit in on the session right before mine. during roll call, the crowd answered with the most bizarre responses. the last man, answered "YO! JUDGE". she was attentive enough to notice that i didnt respond to any names. she asked me if i missed my name. i told her i was just sitting in to learn the system, prior to my session the next hour. i asked politely for permission to continue my visit. i wanted to see it through, and get ammo for my defense. she asked me, my name, and asked me to step forward. she dismissed me right there, and announce to the crowd that manners pay! i was blown away. YO! JUDGE!. she was kinda cute after that.
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poof! gone
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