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"I don't drink water, fish f**k in it." - W.C. Fields

"Any man who can wear green tights while standing on a rock laughing like a madman and still look macho, is all-right by me" - regarding Errol Flynn in Robin Hood.

"Inconceivable!"
"You keep using that word, but I don't t'ink it means what you t'ink it means." - Andre the Giant.