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The lady SAID she wasn't the world's greatest cook. Sometimes she forgot a pot on the stove or something in the oven. When her kids came home from school on fire prevention week, full of chatter about emergency escape routes and fire safety, she was impressed with their new knowledge. When the smoke detector went off (again) while she was making supper, she expected to see the kids pour our of their rooms to check out the alarm. When they didn't, she went down the hall to see just what they were doing. Seeing them calmly watching TV, she demanded "The smoke detector just went off. Don't you know what that means?" "Yeah" responded the eldest, "supper 's ready!"
Can't win em all.
Les
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Les
My train of thought has been replaced by a bumper car.
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