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A man went into a pharmacy and asked to talk to a male
pharmacist. The woman he was talking to said that she
was the pharmacist and that she and her sister owned the
store, so there were no males employed there. She then
asked if there was something she could help the gentleman
with.
The man said "this is embarrassing for me, but I have a
permanent erection which causes me a lot of problems
and severe embarrassment. I was wondering what you
could give me for it?"
The pharmacist said "Just a minute, I'll go talk to my
sister."
When she returned, she said, "the best we can do is 1/3
ownership in the store and $5000 in cash."
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Cornfed - Easy Duckman, I know over two hundered ways to kill a man.
Sherry - You could glue an open jar of rats to his face, then blow torch the other side of the jar so the rats have to eat their way out through his face.
Cornfed - Two hundered one
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