[djmcmath]

Is it too late for a write-in? Can Pelican nominate NoStatic? I don't know about his foreign policy background, but it seems like there's no harm in making foreign dignitaries laugh until they pee themselves, which NoStatic is guaranteed to do.

(sigh) The big problem with these candidates is that they're both human. What we need is a government of angels over men. This whole business of men governing men is just too much of a hassle.

Dan