Z-man is doing his job to keep the board a safe place to be. It's a question of liability, really -- if someone gets in trouble street racing, they could sue PPBB for condoning it. But not if the moderators forbid such discussion! "No, your honor, PPBB would never condone such activity! In fact, we forbid all discussion of illegal activity on our board!" Too easy...
That said, CJ's post is about the funniest thing I've read in a while.
