A mother enters her daughter's bedroom and sees a letter left on the bed With trembling hands and a terrible premonition she reads in horror:
Dear Mom,
It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm telling you I have eloped with my new boyfriend. I found real passion and he is so nice! I love all his piercings, tattoos, and his big motorcycle. But it's not just that mom, I'm pregnant and Ahmed said that we will be very happy in his trailer in the woods. He wants to have many more children with me and that's one of my dreams. Also, I've learned that marihuana doesn't! hurt anyone and
we'll be growing it for us and his friends, who are already giving us all the other drugs we want so it's the least we can do in return.
In the meantime, we pray for science to find a cure for AIDS so Ahmed can get better - he deserves it. Don't worry Mom, I'm 15 years old now and know how to take care of myself. Some day I'll visit so you can get to know your grandchildren.
Love Always - Your daughter, Judith
PS: Mom, it's not true. I'm at the neighbor's house. I just wanted
to show you that there are worse things in life than the report card that's in my desk drawer...I love you!