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Every woman wants her son to meet a girl just like she was.
Every man is scared to death his daughter will meet a guy like he was.
My wife says most fathers survive their daughters' teenage years. All of my friends and relations have made it through. I can do this.

OK Joke thread:
A fellow answers his door shortly after returning from one of the worst rounds of golf ever.
The police officer on his doorstep asks" Sir, were you teeing off from the thirteenth hole of the Forest Links club at about 2:15 this afternoon?"
The fellow affirms he was.
"Well Sir'" continues the officer,"your shot sliced off the fareway into the path of a club member's car. He swerved to avoid the ball, placing his vehicle directly into the path of a bus load of Nuns who were coming to play the course. The driver of the car is in critical condition in City hospital and several of the nuns suffered broken bones and other injuries."
"Oh my God!" wails the distraught duffer. "What can I do?"
"Well," says the cop' "you might want to try adjusting your grip. I always have trouble on that hole too."
Les