[RickM]

Quick Cinco story.

Downstairs, paying for lunch and one of my co-workers casually mentions to the cashier that he hopes she enjoys Cino de Mayo.
She, being of Columbian descent, looks at him and asks, in broken english, "What do you mean? We don't have such a holiday"

He looked at her with an equally puzzled expression and was at a loss for words. He thought she was pulling his leg.