After an amazing upset in the wrestling match between the Gouger and Johnny Do-Good, the TV guy from the big network is interviewing the new champion.
"What would you say was the secret of your amazing victory over the Gouger in tonight's match, Johnny? Just before the end, your opponent looked like he was in control, but we heard a mighty scream and you reversed the situation and pinned for the win. Tell us about that."
"Well Mr. Williams," the boy replies, "I knew the Gouger was full of bad tricks. But my daddy always said to fight a fair fight. I had a chance to knee him in the groin early on, but didn't an' he bit me on the ear. I could'a bit him on the ear too, when he had my arm twisted around the wrong way, but even though I was in some trouble, Daddy always said to fight fair. I guess it was when he had me down, darn near pinned, and I was tied up like a pretzel and I thought, 'Daddy, I've fought a fair fight, but the other guy didn't. I'm gonna try things his way.' Just then, I opened my eyes and saw these b*lls hanging right in front of my face and I bit 'em. Yessir I bit 'em hard. Ya know, you just don't know your own strength 'till you've bit yerself in the b*alls!"
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