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Originally posted by elwood-914
Subject: A Teacher asked......
A teacher asked her class.
"What Do You want Out of Life?"
A little girl in the back row raised her hand and said, "All I want out of life is four little animals."
The teacher asked, "Really and what four animals would that be sugar?""
The little girls said, "A mink on my back, a jaguar in the garage, a tiger in bed and a jackass to pay for all of it."
The teacher fainted.
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Speak of the devil...an aunt of mine told me something similar when i was 4 years old. She just happened to leave off the last 2 parts