[Icemaster]

Guy walks into a bar and sees a $1000.00 bill in a frame hanging behind the bar. Guy asks the bartender,

"What's the deal with the grand?"

Bartender answers, "The first person who comes in here, drinks three shots, then completes three highly difficult tasks in succession gets it."

"OK, I'll bite. What do I have to do besides drink the shots?"

"First, go over there and knock out the bouncer, and you have to use your fists - no weapons. Second, go down to the basement and pull a tooth from the alligator living down there. Third, go upstairs and service the skanky, 75 year old, scab ridden hooker. Then you get the thousand bucks."

"Ok, lets do it. Line up the drinks."

Bartender sets up the rounds, the guy downs them, stands up screws up his courage and walks over to the bouncer and goes three rounds with the bouncer, finally gets in a lucky shot and lays him out.

Picks himself up, shakes himself off, opens the hatch in the floor and walks downstairs. After 5 minutes of the most horrible crashing, growling, and screaming, theres a couple of minutes of silence and then the man staggers up through hatch in the floor. Looks at the bartender and sez,

"OK, now where's the lady who needs the tooth pulled?