[techweenie]

'Gonna get me one 'o those Keno girls that can suck the chrome off a trailer hitch.'

'An intellectual carrot? The mind boggles.'

'Badges? Badges? We don' need no stinkin badges.'

'Hump? What hump.?'

And the king of quotes:

French Soldier:
"I'm French. Why do think I have this outrageous accent, you silly king.

Sir Galahad:
What are you doing in England?

French Soldier:
Mind your own business.

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French Soldier:
You don't frighten us, English pig-dog! Go and boil your bottoms, son of a silly person. I blow my nose on you, so-called Arthur-king, you and your silly English kiniggets.

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French Soldier:
I don't want to talk to you, no more, you empty-headed animal, food trough wiper. I fart in your general direction. You mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries."