cegerer,
My friend has that one beat. He took his father-in-law to a strip club (Fritz's for you So Cal boys), got him F'd up. Made him drive home and gave him wrong directions. One block away from the club they get pulled over for making an illegal left turn. FIL gets a DUI. Deputy locks the keys in the car and tells Rich to find a ride.
Rich calls the wife. "Hon, I have some good news and some bad news. The good news is that I am okay, the bad news is that you have to come pick me up. You see, Your dad got outta control and almost got Me arrested..."
