Watching Laura Bush on the tonight show last night. She said that every morning they get up at 5:30, W goes and gets coffee, and they read the newspapers. I know this is a MAJOR issue for you, so now you can relax and bask in the goodness that is W
Leno said" I thought your husband never reads the paper", to which she replied "of course he does, he just doesn't read articles about himself". Whew, do you feel better now?