[johnco]

One evening a man was at home watching TV and eating peanuts. He'd toss
them in the air, then catch them in his mouth. In the middle of catching
one, his wife asked a question, and as he turned to answer her, a peanut
fell in his ear. He tried and tried to dig it out but succeeded in only
pushing it in deeper. He called his wife for assistance, and after hours
of trying they became worried and decided to go to the hospital. As they
were ready to go out the door, their daughter came home with her date.
After being informed of the problem, their daughter's date said he could
get the peanut out. The young man told the father to sit down, then
proceeded to shove two fingers up the father's nose and told him to
blowhard. When the father blew, the peanut flew out. The mother and
daughter jumped and yelled for joy. The young man insisted that it was
nothing and the daughter brought the young man out to the kitchen for
something to eat. Once he was gone the mother turned to the father and
said, "That's so wonderful! Isn't he smart? What do you think he's going
to be when he grows older?"
The father replied "From the smell of his fingers, our son-in-law."