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Just went and had my "other car" 1995 Volvo 850 inspected during lunch. Had an appointment for 12:45, wasn't taken into the station itself until 1, not so bad.

Well then the guy pulls it in, does the visual inspection and walks away....Another car is in front of mine, on the dyno waiting but no one is there....Finally a flood of guys come out of the breakroom (if you don't want appointments during lunch then don't schedule them!!!) tackle the Accord in front of me, get it through the dyno, brake/suspension test, gas cap and he's done.

Next is mine...Guys spend several minutes trying to plug the computer in to read my OBD, well guess what, before 1998 there is no OBD (my 5 year old could have read that off the information sheet) and guess what I gave them my license, registration and insurance card when I pulled up that clearly state that my car is a 1995. I'm just watching and smirking...

So its time for dyno pipe test and the jacka$$ pulls it forward and lines up my back wheels, sets the dyno, steps on the gas and guess what it launched off the dyno, my car is F@#$%G front wheel drive ahole!

How many of these cars do they see a day!!!! Suburban NJ is full of volvos..The rest was fairly uneventful but I failed anyway for a bad gas cap and a burned out light above my license plate! Emissions wise I'm virtually cleaning the air.....My volvo 850 is truly a menace to society....watchout I'm going to foul your environment with my gas cap....

Down with the DMV!!!!!