[Superman]

I love America. Not blindly though. Instead, I love her with full understanding that she's not perfect. She's not a fantasy to me, or an ideal. She's my country and while I watch her make mistakes, I remain proud and hopeful that she will become more beautiful.

Heck, where else can you call the nation's highest commander a spineless, dopey, drunken, greedy, arrogant, gullible, lying two-faced, opposrunistic chicken***** on national television? No, I have not done this but I'm looking for an opportunity.