[mikester]

A Sailor and a Pirate are sitting at a bar next to eachother.

The Pirate has a peg leg, a hook for a hand and an eye patch over one eye. The sailor, noticing all of this asks the pirate about his leg.

The Pirate replies "It was rough seas, I fell overboard and a shark bit off me leg."

Then the Sailor asks about the hook for a hand...

The Pirate replies "We were boarding another vessel and I was in a sword fight with the other vessel's capt'n and he cut off me hand."

The sailor asks about the eye patch...

The Pirate replies "A seagul shat in my eye one day when I was looking up at the sky."

The Sailor is confused, "How could seagull droppings put your eye completely out?"

The Pirate holds up his hook and replies "First day with the hook."