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Fred went to the doctor and said, "Doctor, I've got a problem, but if
you're going to treat it, first you've got to promise not to laugh."

"Of course I won't laugh," the doctor said. "I'm a professional. In over
twenty years I've never laughed at a patient." "Okay then," Fred said,
and proceeded to drop his trousers, revealing the tiniest penis the doctor
has ever seen.

It couldn't have been the size of a peanut. Unable to control himself,
the doctor started giggling, then fell laughing to the floor. Ten minutes
later he was able to struggle to his feet and regain his composure.

"I'm so sorry, “said the doctor. "I really am....I don't know what
came over me. On my honor as a doctor and a gentleman, I promise
it won't happen again. Now what seems to be the problem?"

"It's swollen," Fred replied