Another difference between Europe and USA...
For some reason European men think they look good in a speedo. Bonus points for hairy backs, jewelry, and shiny body lotion.

At Las Vegas Mandalay Bay 2 weeks ago we were treated to some really frightening imagery. Unless you're trying to break the world record in the 100M freestyle may I recommend a less nauseating board short?
I wanted to support my analysis with images but apparently even Google finds the imagary Verboten.