[lowyder993s]

Old one:

Two guys fishing...1st says "what brings you here?"
"I'm on my honeymoon."
"Shouldn't you be back at the cabin, doin' what newlyweds do?"
"Can't, she's got gonnarhea."
"There's another option."
"Can't, she's got pyarrea."
There's one last spot."
"Can't, she's got diarrea."
"Well, why did you marry her?"
"She's got worms and I like to fish."


Thank you, thank you; try the salmon.