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"The Proof"

A man and a woman were having drinks when they got into
an argument about who enjoyed sex more.

The man said, "Men obviously enjoy sex more than women.
Why do you think we're so obsessed with getting some?"

"That doesn't prove anything," the woman countered. "Think
about this: when your ear itches and you put your finger in
it and wiggle it around, then pull it out, which feels
better: your ear or your finger?"