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A guy is driving along a country road when his car sputters to a stop alongside a pasture. As he is checking under the hood in an attempt to track down the source of the problem, he hears a voice say,"I think its the fuel pump." Looking up, he sees the only living thing inside a hundred yards is a brown cow, with a spot over one eye. He freaks out and dashes down the road to the farm house where he blurts out his tale of the talking cow to the farmer.
"A brown cow with a spot over one eye?" he asks.
"Yes! Thats the one!"
"Aw, thats Bessie. Don't pay no mind to her. She don't know ***** about cars."
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Les
My train of thought has been replaced by a bumper car.
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