If there's one thing that people dislike, it's getting offers of all sorts from other companies at work. Now, seeing as i'm the graphic artist and web developer for my work, this implies that i have my name listed as primary on the registrar info. This also means everything freaking comes to the company in my name, as registrar info is public.
To combat this, I've decided on the following format for responses to business reply mail:
Feel free to re-use this image for your own needs. May have to provide your own pennies