[juanbenae]

i just refi'd my house about 4 months ago and am not being flooded with offers and junk mail. anything from pottery barn (thats the catalog that sent kramer over the edge on him vs. the postal service in that episode), to 0% credit card applications. some days im getting 4 or 5 items. i know they are generated from the county paper work list because my home is the only thing in my given name, not the nick name ive always used.

any way i have taken to sending them back everything in the pre-paid envelope they provide. everything goes back, even the original envelope. hope they like opening junk mail too. bastards.