[Superman]

I work the Bus Gate from 2-7 each day, so I would not be hard to find. Not so easy to recognize though. I and a couple of co-workers have a cross-dressing competition that's getting ugly. I cannot seem to find anything that can compete with the stretchy purple sequined short floozy dress that the Admissions guy has. I'll keep scouring the Goodwill stores. FWIW, I am as 'straight' as a laser-shot. And FYI, my outfits are totally tame compared to some. I assume this is the kind of thing you mean by "junk." If it's drugs, the answer is no. Indeed, my work the rest of the year includes serving as drug test coordinator on a safety-sensitive project. We have administered roughly ten thousand drug tests. One thing that is striking about my hippie friends is their health. They are lean, wide-eyed, and drug-free (for the most part). I look like Joe Corporation. Never judge books by their covers. We liberal hippies are everywhere. We've infiltrated every organization and you cannot tell who we are. We're like anti-terrorists, spreading tolerance, love and peace. WATCH OUT!!!!!