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I like the extra attention I get when flying. It makes me feel special. I like when they touch my peepee with the beep stick. BEEP!! What you got in there boy? "My Wang sir, here!"

And I was wondering- what about if I make a prison-style stabbing weapon from toothpaste and toilet paper (yes, this works) and had it in my pocket? I could get on the plane. How about a pencil?

How about when my girlfriend accidentaly got on a plane with her pepper spray in her purse, which went through security no problem?

The reality is, I don't think any of this will stop anything.

The real pluses are: locked cockpit doors, sky marshalls, and the fact that now when terrorists say they are seizing the plane, everyone knows to expect death and attacks them at once rather than wait to see what's next. Planes would be SO obvious, I think their next move will be totally different. These guys are all about thinking outside the box.

Airport security is fine. Just needs to be even stricter, more accurate. I enjoy the inconvenience. And the touching.

Last edited by rammstein; 06-26-2004 at 12:14 AM..
Old 06-26-2004, 12:10 AM
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