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Originally posted by island911
I hear Kerry is for more "good" . .and against more "bad".
AND, that we ought to have more good, and less bad.
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Scene : Press Conference. Presidential Candidate John Kerry has just finished a rousing speech about his presidency.
Reporter: Sir, Where do you stand on the issue of "Good?"
Kerry: (thoughtful pause) Oh, Miss Reporter, I'm fer it.
Reporter: But Mr. Kerry, what about "Bad?"
Kerry: Clearly, I'm agin it ... before I was fer it.
There you have it folks -- Kerry's platform is clearly "fer Good," and "agin Bad."
(removes tongue from cheek)
Dan