Today at lunch an orthopedic surgeon was relating one of his more interesting cases.
Seems a man had some work to do on the north side of his roof. It is a steep roof so being safety minded he decides to tie himself off with a safety rope. No chimney to tie on, so up goes the rope over the peak of the roof then down the south side of the house. Hmmm. No trees to tie on, so he ties up to the bumper of his truck.
All goes well until his wife decides to go to the store for some coffee...in his truck.