[Superman]

Insurance adjuster expounds on the essence and prevalence of "truth."

Three baseball umpires were having beers after the Saturday games. One compliments the other two on their effectiveness calling pitches, then says "Some are balls and some are strikes, and I call them as I see them." Three beers are hoisted, then drained.

The second umpire, after expressing his professional respect for the other two, says "Some are balls and some are strikes, I call them as they are." Three beers are hoisted and drained.

The third umpire announces he must leave for home, compliments the entire group for their infallible plate calls and says "Some are balls and some are strikes, but they ain't nuthin' 'til I call 'em."

I call this my existentialism joke. Now, if you take offense to this then I'm going to lose my good humor.