[Rick Lee]

When I was in college in Pittsburgh, there was a guy with a Camaro (tinted windows, crown air freshener, chain license plate frame, you get the picture) with the funniest alarm warning message. If you got too close to the car, a loud Snoop-Doggy-Dog-like voice would boom "I know you wants to slip inside, but I suggest you step away from the ride." I'm not making this up. Of course, we all thought this was so hilarious, we kept lightly tapping the tires to hear it again.