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OCD project capitan
Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: Northern Beaches, Sydney
Posts: 1,173
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Best 914 come back lines...
The funny thing is that the 914-4 is called a volkswagon by all those who think they are being cute and funny and think you've never heard it before... and you just wish it was legal to shuve a handful of doggie poo in there mouth.
The history of all the 914's is that Porsche designed it, Karmann stamped them out, sent to VW, and then Porsche bought the chassis from VW for the 6, and VW kept the ones for the 4's. Heres the funny thing, Lots of 356's and 911's were stamped out by Karmann, so why don't those chassis get smubbed?
So whats the best come back line, using knowledge of the cars?
I have several, but they all involve thought, which usuall dooms me to no inlightenment, so i usually say "Really, its a volkswagon?! WOW!" quickly fallowed with, " I argued with the DMV for hours, but they said it was a Porsche! Go figure, Porsche designs it, but its who makes it is the owner?... Interesting." As i scratch my head. "Senerio, your clothing is designed by Tommy hillfiger, but is made in china... This makes you a chinamen????"
At which i mean no offence to the chiness people, but my foe with ill wits needs to be shut up.
Any others, please do tell!
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Don Welch
'73 914ish ->6ish GTish 2.8 twin plug mfi... happy camper.
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