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This just in:
According to FBI sources, Berger also stopped off at a Bethesda, MD Chevron
FoodMart, where he inadvertantly stuffed his pants with three bags of Jolly
Ranchers, a 24-pack of Bud Lite, a copy of Maxim magazine, and Listerine
Pocket Mints before driving off without paying for 14 gallons of unleaded
super.
An apologetic Berger said that "my bad," and offered to return several cans
of Bud Lite to the Chevron.
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